"not applied by infity and take it to the depth of forever and you'll still have no glimpse of what i'm saying"-brad pitt from meet joe black

i am here...at the com desk..trying in desperation, to watch meet joe black's last 60 mins...but it's taking excessively long...and wth...i'm bloody tired and sick of it...anyway..today was a rich and fruitful day in getting to know my heritage...and i mean...my family's history and heritage..which like any cliche movie i thought was a boring and usual one.. to my astonishment..i prove to be wrong.. and at least (honestly) i got something to brag about :/

first of all i found out my great granparents were jews! however, they were the distasteful jews who hated their kind and so they were nazis! but they still came from india...and they were fair to the bit of a rabbit's tail. my mum described their visage as "mexican" and obviously jewish looking...with sharp noses...haha... and also that her granfather had a second wife and that's how my granmother was born...and it seemed the 2nd wife was very short...and stupid.. and that's what became of my grandmother...(shockingly i can accept the fact that my mother says this bout' her mother ..somethign very unusual lest in a cliche movie where usually the granchildren hate their garnparents but thier mothers like their mothers...)
and it seemed the 2nd wife recently died (well not so recent..but it;'s recent to a degree) in 2002....to my elatement i never got to meet her...apparently i have a famous relative who is now the MP of somewhere in india (tamilnadu)...this was cuz...my great granddad's frist wife was someone with intellect and saviness....so she's kind of my grandaunt...and also it seemed on my grandad's side..his father wrote a will where he was suppose to get like alot fo land...(they were farmers..u can say peasants but apparently they had property) like temples.....and stuff.. and so my grandad's siblings gave him a poison that will kill him slowly...and hence my grandad died a year after that incident...and then the will was then suppose to follow to my mother (who was the first child) and so on the day of her birth...there was like a huge celebration and stuff.... my mom knew it was not right to take the property coz they knew she would be the next target of my granfather's siblings ..coz they would kill her using poison! and it also seemed that my jewish grandad lived i=near some palaces where he actually had a statue that costs millions...and rumours say that (mythology) that statue used to talk to the king of something...some indian thing...and also that my great grandfather's relatives were mysterious people who feld to burma in thailand and sold diamonds for a living...they were filthy rich! oh yeah and foudn out somethign intersting bout my dad...

during my mother's marriage after giving birth to all 5 kids...my dad apparently asked a broker to arrange for him,a date with a very young actress who was probably half his age...and it cost 50 000 dollars! but the broker cheated him off his money and stuck him up with a much older actress who was around his age! and apparently alot of ppl in the indian media know bout' this...

oh yeah and a funny incident regarding my sister;s fiance's nephew who is aged 2...he saw a dog and called it cookie..and tried teaching it some alphabets...! and also...his mother was trying to get him to eat..but he was always refusing and she was like...u noe what happened to dyaln don't u....when he didn;t listen to his mother that he shouldn't go out and play....he put went out to have a cold bath and came back with 4 cockroaches crawling up his nose?