HAving a sense of humour is the best thing anyone can get!


have you ever thought.. that maybe you have to make an "EXTRA" effort to get to know someone? like not like "be yourself"..."come as you are" kind of relation..but to go the extra mile.. to change yourself a bit.. to adjust and increase your tolerance level a bit.. to get to know..let's say.. you're angry, easily annoyed, petty neighbout.. (kind of like how stewie describes a widow livin in semi D apartment..
guy in top deck sneezes.. widow in bottom deck knocks broom on ceiling yelling.. "HEY QUIET DOWN THERE!")

so in other words.. treating your "approach" as an experiment... kind of like speed date haha.. like appear like he says.. (in an annoying snobbish peevey british accent.. "my god..those bloody shaggy haired dolls in ramones cant play shit for pennies! they deserve to get a grill on that new toaster is saw on that commercial off the Martha Stewart show" and in your head you're thiking like.. ooohh kkay... the ramones.. my favourite band.. he dont like em.. i hate him.. but instead, you say oh i see...and u go on to something else like it didnt matter your neighbour you wanted to get to know.hates the band you think is the "bestest" thing the university ever gave permission to play shit..

so is that really the right thing to do? to just let em' walk you over.. and then u judge.. ?

btw..i dunno how my brother meets so many famoous people right in this little red dot.. amazingly he just met russel peters! like omg.. russel peters.. and it wasnt the first time. Cool eh? haha and he also met alan johnson once like 2 weeks ago.. DRUNK!!!hahah

like..sometimes alan johnson is alreAdy kind of weird and "JUMPY" even when he's sober...like dt time when we were rehearsing for teachers' day.. he started taking ping pong balls and threw it at his bass amp.. weird right? imagine if he's drunk and he starts dancing half naked around the bar hahaha..


u noe if i could really be someone.. i think i decided that i'd choose to be seth macfarlane..and i think its true that laughter is the best medicine.. (only if u are really funny.. not like robin williams in that excerpt from family guy.. [robin williams take a toilet paper.. eh haha im peter pan.. off to never land im so funny im not half a man.. and then some dying kid in the hospital says.. please stop im dying.. and he says no idiot..u laugh at my jokes. hahaha.. and then the kis takes off his respirator and kills himself hahah!])

and so yeah its the best medicine.. coz i cant imagine my life without humour! without family guy.. wow.. i wouldn't be indian.. haha.. nvm i dont get it too..xP
like everyday making urself laugh and others laugh and u get that satisfaction..wow im funny.. people like funny people.. and when people like funny people.. they wanna do funny people ;) nah just kidding.. people like funny people.. and people like me like hanging around people.. so isnt being a funny person like the best gift ever?

kumarr signing off..

be kind rewind.. watch your family guy..take some drugs and try..and then you're free to die ;D




btw.. a joke i found off some xanga site through nevin's ....

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE ..... this works especially well in the UK

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again..

'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'